Thread: Am I addicted?
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Old 12-10-2007, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by highlanderburial
Here is my attempt at humor with this thread.

David Letterman's Top Ten Signs you might be addicted to college testing:

10) Your internet favorites include several military testing, and dantes websites and you don't even know anyone in the military.

09) You have checked your college's website on a Saturday in the hopes that a testing registrar has come in to work for some flukish overtime and input your test scores.

08) You read about tests on IC that you have absolutely no intention of taking.

07) If you have ever sworn like you have some kind of Torret's syndrome when answering a practice test question on IC and gotten it wrong because of a spelling mistake.

06) (Military People) While playing the lottery you have accidentally entered your college's numeric code, and worried wether the #2.5 pencil your using will be dark enough.

05) While taking a survey online, you have hesitated pushing the "send" button for fear that you have not answered all the questions to the best of your ability...

04) If your signature line takes longer to write down with test scores than it does to actually study for a test.

03) Even though nothing has changed,you have re-tabulated your necesary credit requirements on a piece of scratch paper hoping a new strategy will reveal itself to you or that somehow you have miscounted.

02) Your seriously thinking about taking the FEMA course "Farm Animals in disasters part 1" to knock out that one last professional studies credit by transferring it through three different colleges.

01) If you have ever protested the cost of Excelsior's Information Literacy course as you purchase another 500 bucks in REA and Dummies books!

-I don't exhibit all of these but the Saturday one is pretty close!
Great thread by the way!
-HB
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Oh gosh, I even check my transcript evals on Sunday......is that bad?
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