There once was an old, rusted pipe jetting out of the tidal barrier at a shoreline whose importance doesn't really matter. I sat upon this pipe one day smoking an entire pack of cigarrettes contemplating the depression I was in for reason I can no longer remember.

And yes, I quit smoking 5 months ago.

God do I still want one...

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CLEP exams passed:
Management, Accounting, Marketing, Macroeconomics, Microeconomics

DSST exams passed:
Human Resources Management, Organizational Behavior, Statistics, Management Information Systems

Earned:
B.A. in Business Administration: Technology Management (magna cum laude) from Saint Leo University

In Progress:
M.S. in Leadership and Business Ethics from Duquesne University (24 credits completed, 3 credits in progress)