Ok I'm gonna help you out here Clep101 - cos' on the crassness scale you look like you could use some pointers!
So....go here for an intelligent study on the topic of what we call "pick-up lines" and the UK calls "Chat-up lines":
PsyBlog: The Hidden Purpose of Chat-up Lines
but to quote:
"The results for men's perceptions showed that in comparison to women, men were more likely to prefer chat-up lines involving sex (surprise surprise!) as opposed to women who preferred humour. Men also tended to be worse than women at judging what types of chat-up lines women prefer. The types of chat-up lines whose effectiveness was under-estimated by men were those involving offers of help to women, handing control of the interaction to women and (subtly) displaying wealth (surprise surprise!)."
No, I don't need to know if you score.
