How about if we start a thread with cute or funny things a kid said or did? Anyone?
I saw this in a magazine once so you might know it but its adorable! A little girl notices her mother has a few white hairs so she asks her mother why she has them.
Her mother says, "every time you do something wrong, or make me upset I get a white hair." The girl thinks for a moment and then says, "How come ALL of grandma's hair is white?"
A friend was babysitting my sisters and she saw a really cute picture on the table of one of the kids. She said to one of them your parents must really adore this picture. No said the child they hate it. Why do you say that? she asked. Cuz I heard them say they want to blow it up!
My cousin told her 4 yr old brother he could eat his supper or go fly a kite... he started crying that he doesn't have a kite...
I was substituting for a 1st grade class this past year we were doing a "fun" sheet. We had to circle the things that were real as opposed to fake. One of the fake pictures was a bird that was reading a book. When i got up to that picture I said "can birds read?!" all the boys shouted out NO! one boy then called out "but then how do they use twitter..... ??????" I was shocked but I was laughing so hard!
My 2 year old cousin is being toilet trained and he's very into when he becomes a big boy. When hes back to wearing a diaper he says he became a baby. So i was painting my nails, and he asked if he could have some. I said no your a boy, its only for girls. So he said that when he becomes a girl, he'll start wearing some LOL
A couple of years ago, my mother was packing my sister up for camp and I took my-then 3 year old sister out of the house so that she could get some work done. After taking her for ice cream, I decided to buy my mother a birthday present since it was only days away. I was very conscious however, that as a child, my little sister could easily give away the secret. So on the way home I trained her:
"Sarah, when we get home and mommy asks us what we did, you say 'we got ice cream' and nothing else. If she asks you what we did after that, say 'nothing' okay?"
And I practiced being my mother, always ending with "and then what did you do?" to hear her response "nothing".
It was perfect.
When we walked in the door, my mother asked what we did. My sister answered, "We got ice cream". Step A, complete.
Apparently however, my mother wasn't THAT interested, and she went back to packing.
My sister persisted though,
"Mommy, now you ask me what we did after that!"
Not exactly according to plan
We told our sister that God is up in heaven.
When she was four, we were flying in a plane. As we were approaching the destination, the captain got on the intercom to announce that we were landing soon. My sister, hearing a voice from nowhere, asked "Is that God talking?"
Do none of you have anything funny your kids/siblings said???