TESU English or French major plan??

[21oct2003]

Greetings.

I've been out of the educational loop since graduating high school back in 2005.  Now that the so-called "real world," has shown me how much work ethic matters, I've decided to go back to school to get the piece of paper to show I "did something with my life."

For the past three years I've gained some real legal experience as a plaintiff in civil litigation.  I have enjoyed running circles around the opposing counsel and screwing with them because, they presumed I was the uninformed lay person.  Because there is nothing quite like experiencing joy at the expense of your adversary, I'm now trying to get into law school.

For this, I simply need a writing-intensive degree that capitalizes on what I already know.  My love of writing, and active prescription for sixty milligrams of immediate release amphetamine salts per day will be my ticket to a bright future.  I suspect it will also be the ticket to many sleepless nights, and perhaps  a total mental collapse--the aftermath of throwing myself into a frenzied and manic binge-learning session.  

Not that there is anything wrong with a manic dash to better one's life.  It's the only reason I ever became successful without college, to begin with.

This is where enquiring minds must tap the resources of those who are better-informed.  Can someone kindly give me a boilerplate degree plan TESU will accept for an English or French foreign language major?  My plan is to transfer max credits via CLEP--presently I have zero credits and that means a clean slate.

Thanks.