02-12-2012, 07:08 PM
Time for another presidential joke. Before becoming POTUS, Lyndon Johnson was elected to the U.S. Senate thanks to massive voter fraud. There were a great many people who "voted" in that election who were actually dead on election day - and no, they didn't vote absentee before they died. Also keep in mind that elections are usually conducted in schools.
A little boy was standing outside his elementary school crying on election day. A kindly neighbor saw the child and went to console him.
Why are you crying?
Because my daddy didn't come to see me today.
But he can't because he's dead. You know that.
Well, he voted for Lyndon Johnson today, so he was here and could have seen me.
A little boy was standing outside his elementary school crying on election day. A kindly neighbor saw the child and went to console him.
Why are you crying?
Because my daddy didn't come to see me today.
But he can't because he's dead. You know that.
Well, he voted for Lyndon Johnson today, so he was here and could have seen me.
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