I got a job as an instructor...

[taylor]

Congrats!!! Based on a lot of your posts it seems like academia will suit you well. Now go out there and show your colleagues and future students that there's a new sheriff in town. Make a great first impression ride your new mountain bike on campus and do a couple of popper wheelies and then do one of those cool screeching side stops when you park your bike. JK please don't take my advice I don't want you to get fired on your first day of work for acting like a juvenile. Good luck!