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Call me stupid, but....
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I had actually joked about doing the Parapsychology degree at Coventry a few years back. My wife put her foot down. She told me I'd have to get a Masters that was actually worth something first and a good job from it before I could go for the Parapsychology degree (especially since there's no financial aid option).

I thought she would be all about it; I could get my own late night TV show, like the ones she loves to watch on SyFy, and make tens of dollars. She's such the pragmatist.
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wile E. Coyote, genius. I am not selling anything nor am I working my way through college, so let's get down to basics: you are a rabbit and I am going to eat you for supper. Now don't try to get away, I am more muscular, more cunning, faster and larger than you are, and I am a genius, while you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten, so I'll give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers.

Bachelor of Science in PsychoRabbitology degree
Master of Education with a specialty in Rabbit-specific destructive munitions (or eLearning & Technology, I forget which)
Doctor of Philosophy in Wile E. Leadership with an area of specialty in Acme Mind Expansion - 2017 Hopefully
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Call me stupid, but.... - by sanantone - 05-18-2013, 12:37 AM
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Call me stupid, but.... - by Lindagerr - 05-19-2013, 04:07 PM
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