BA in Witchcraft

[armstrongsubero]

This thread is hilarious.

I'm doing a Masters in Defense Against the Dark Arts aka Theology.

You don't need a degree in that. Just head to Haiti, there are a lot of Obeah and Vodoo (Vodou) teachers, Haitian Vodou is powerful stuff. Go there where you can study the dark arts if you wish, Haiti is the witchcraft central of the Caribbean people go to learn the stuff there and its cheap. Forget the BA, you can become a legit Wtch Doctor (WD). Witchcraft goes hand in hand with the culture there, there are schools you can go too, but you need to be in contact with the right people, though foreigners travel to Haiti all the time to learn.

That's why judgement was exacted against them by the Almighty God and they had so many disasters I lost count and are dirt poor. I don't feel sorry for the people there, the Lord God literally opened the earth in 2010 and swallowed a lot of them cause they were at the height of their practices. They escape nothing, earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes.

Good luck on your ventures though I urge you to be careful with studying the dark side, you will lose your soul for eternity and I wont go in Hurricane season.

Come to the light side, we have free accredited programs!

Here take a look:

https://nationsu.edu/

You can even get our book anywhere for free:

https://www.amazon.com/Holy-Bible-Offlin...way&sr=8-5

Come on, we have eternal life!