Best option for a fast Associate's in I.T. or something related? Total noob!

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A quick and free Associates degree would be the Pierpont BOG AAS with an Area of Emphasis in Information Systems
https://degreeforum.miraheze.org/wiki/Pi...egree_Plan

Your Google IT support cert brings in 12 credits, so you are 36 of 60 done. I would do the rest with Sophia finishing out the general education and taking IT-related courses such as Intro to IT, Web, DB, Python. 
https://www.sophia.org/

Fast/Easy the options are TESU, WGU, PUG (cost around 3.5k to 6k)

TESU CS (probably the quickest route)
https://degreeforum.miraheze.org/wiki/Sa...ience_Plan

WGU Has IT, Software Engineering, and CS (They have tough restrictions on transferring credits older than 5yrs)
https://degreeforum.miraheze.org/wiki/Category:WGU

PUG IT programs
https://degreeforum.miraheze.org/wiki/Category:PUG


Not so easy or quick

CUNY IT is an option since you have the RA transfer, but you have to jump through a few hoops to grab CLEPs and they don't take Sophia.
https://degreeforum.miraheze.org/wiki/CU...egree_Plan

SNHU IT or CS would take 8 or 10 months to complete and cost 10k
https://degreeforum.miraheze.org/wiki/Category:SNHU