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Hey now, I know that I should stop,
But this sale just dropped,
And my wallet’s gonna cry cry cry.

You might think that I’m obsessed,
But that cart’s half-dressed,
And I gotta hit “Buy Buy Buy.”

I’m doing this tonight,
My budget’s losing the fight,
I’m checking out again — oh look, free shipping!

My bank is sending warnings,
Been broke since early morning,
But that 10% off? Yeah, it’s kinda gripping.

I know I shouldn’t spend,
But these deals will never end,
And I’m powerless — I won’t lie lie lie.

So before my card declines,
I’m ignoring all the signs,
Clicking “Place Order” — buy buy buy!