My definition of conservative

[Gary]

The effects of the economic slowdown are being felt more in the black and hispanic communities. Since the recession began in December 2007, unemployment in the african-american population has risen to 13.4 percent. Hispanic unemployment has risen to 10.9 percent. That compares to seven point three percent for caucasians. Analysts say the disparity comes from the concentration in the workforce of blacks and hispanics in construction, blue collar and service industry jobs.Stop being lazy, get back to work, the wealthy are counting on YOU! Now, if you got into white collar jobs, you wouldn't have this problem.....What's that, you can't get into the Ivory Tower because they won't let you in? This is America, of course you can get in. Oh, you don't have the code.....That presents a problem.
Meanwhile, in the Ivory Tower, the champagne is flowing, the cigars are smoking and there is not a care in the world. This is where you want to be. Yes, it is an exclusive club and membership has it's privileges. Good times abound as the elitists think to themselves, "What a life, look at me, lazy, inconsiderate, arrogant and actually ignorant but thankfully no one is on to me. Waitress, bring me another drink!" Oh, we're on to you brother! Like snot on a tissue.