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Another Version of an Old Joke -- Why am I so tired?
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For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron deficient blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. But now I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked.

-The population of this country is 296 million. 124 million are retired. That leaves 172 million to do the work.

-There are 105 million in school, which leave 67 million to do the work.

-Of this there are 39 million employed by the federal government. This leaves 28 million to do the work.

-Five million are already laboring in Armed Forces, which leaves 23 million to do the work.

-Take from the total the 22,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.

-There are 188,000 ill and in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.

-Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me.

And you're sitting there doing nothing but browsing the forum! Rolleyes
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because i dont have a job. Thats why im sitting here reading your postBig Grin Big Grin Big Grin
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twitterflix Wrote:because i dont have a job. Thats why im sitting here reading your postBig Grin Big Grin Big Grin

Sounds like someone else we all know.....cough cough [SIZE="1"]Joanne[/SIZE] cough cough....hilarious
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