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My son asked me if I knew how to treat a sick chemist. I couldn't come up with an answer even though I've studied chemistry.
His answer was: If you can't Cm or He, then Ba.
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Lol Good one!
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clep3705 Wrote:My son asked me if I knew how to treat a sick chemist. I couldn't come up with an answer even though I've studied chemistry.
Really? I'd think that someone familiar with chemistry would be able to come up with a solution....
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Ouch! Punny, punny, punny.
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I had to search up the elements to get the joke. Good one.
Reminds me of a joke that our teacher used to teach us elements. What do you say to a thief who stole your gold? - Aye, You!
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