Heard Any Good Ones Lately?

[jec959]

No offense meant to any blondes
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then
he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the
ceiling and made funny noises. My coworker (who's blonde) asked me what
I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so
that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few
minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you
doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple of days. " I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my
coworker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, "And where do
you think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this.... )


She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"