Bachelors for job pay raise

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I know this sounds unprofessional. I am happy with my job and have some certifications to back it up but no degree. The position company recently opened will require one but the job description fits my experience and certification already. HR said I’m qualified but the degree is something that needs to be checked off the box. Is there an alternative to CLEP, SL, SDC, Life Assessments? Any self pace that’s cheap which can be earned in less than 5-6 months? I saw another thread that had a foreign accredited degree for $300 on Groupon. I know sounds too good to be true but someone like me who has 4 kids to feed and provide for, I surely could use that the pay raise!
 I’m desperate for something quick because I really wouldn’t want it for anything else than just the pay raise. Yes I know about diploma mills but I still want to learn and  at this point I can’t afford what’s out there even the big 3 seems too hard to attain for me.

You don't sound unprofessional. You don't need to go through a diploma mill. The people on this forum are very knowledgeable. Take things step by step and you can do it. The biggest barrier might be money and personal energy. Because of this forum I've helped a few dozen people obtain degrees. Just take things step by step. There is a "beginners guide to getting fast/cheap college credit" under the general education section. Thats a good place to start.