What are some of the dumbest degree mills have you seen?

[Johann]

The name of that asshole I was remembering was  His Excellency Plenipotentiary RF the Most Reverend Patriarch Doctor Chief Alexander Swift Eagle Justice, D.D., Ph.D., Juris Doctor, Theologian, Academician Russian Federation, Resident Native American Archbishop and Chancellor of International Theological University (they/them)

(Gasp!) You just called him an a**h*le! Archbishops don't like that! Chief Swift Eagle Justice included a line on his websites, that anyone who defamed him, in any way, would be sued for TEN MILLION DOLLARS. But he died a few years ago, so you're probably safe. No se preocupe, amigo.